We have a winner! No one got 10 four ratings (though some got close), so your humble fearless leader/editor is going to go all "super-delegate", and push this one over the top:

 

 

 

"Folks, I'm what's referred to in the general population as a 'douche-bag!'"

 

Thanks and $20.10 to Left Taker, "Rondarvt" (click here to read the other entries)