Well it's a few days late, but....

I'm sure he wont be calling to complain...

Just sayin...

(too soon??)

Well any-who.

While reading any of the good Doctor's literature-- ONE THING is blatantly missing....

A SUPER RIGHT WING LEAN!!!  

No worries, friends, 'takers, brethren.. I'm ON IT.  

Ever read "There's a Wocket in my Pocket" as a child??

 Well, this is what I call "There's a Wocket in my Pocket:  Patriotic Freedom Against Nazi Socialist Zealot Tyrant Rabble Rabble edition"

What makes the "There's a Wocket in my Pocket: Patriotic Freedom Against Nazi Socialist Zealot Tyrant Rabble Rabble edition" so special??  Well, the "There's a Wocket in my Pocket: Patriotic Freedom Against Nazi Socialist Zealot Tyrant Rabble Rabble edition" replaces the cutesy/fun drawings of liberal monsters with real life threats to society.

This edition will prove to be the unequivocle right wing teaching tool for our children.  Your children will get a kick out of the fun rhymes, and you'll be rest assured they're learning the IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.

I've put together some blog-friendly excerpts from the book for your reading pleasure.  

Did you ever have the feeling there's a ZAMP in the LAMP?!

 Or a NINK in the SINK?!

Or a WOSET coming out of the CLOSET?!

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 The YEPS on the STEPS are never fun to have around...

 But neither are so many, many other friends I have found...

Like the TELLAR

..and the NELLAR

..and the GELLAR

..and the DELLAR

..and the BELLAR

..and the WELLAR

..and the ZELLAR

 in the CELLAR

 There's the YOTTLE in the BOTTLE..

Whom I do not wish to keep....

 But the ZILLOW on my PILLOW always helps me fall asleep.