It's caption contest time! $20.10 for the best caption! The victim this time... Michael Steele! (hey, how could we resist, after "lesbian bondage-gate")

1)   Give your best captions right now, and... on Wednesday the 14thThursday the 15th, we'll choose the top 8.  These will be deterimined on the basis of who has the most "4" ratings, but... your humble editor reserves the right to choose a few extra, on the basis of merit and your humble editor's whim.  

2)  The top ones will then be put up to a vote.  Just the top ones, using that dandy polling feature we've got. 

3)  Top vote getter by Friday the 16th, at 5pm, is the winner!

Got it?  No?  Don't worry, just crack your knuckles, grab your keyboards, and... give it your best shot.