Many people recall that on July 8, 1947, official witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto the wilderness of a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know that in the month of April 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush, and Dick Cheney's mother were born!

Their strange, counter-productive, and inhuman ways certainly suggest that they are something other than normal.  But: Perhaps that is what happens when aliens mate with range hares, rattle snakes, coyotes, cows, and sheep!

This is confirmed by the Urban Folklore Site at ULSaliensrepublicans.com!  And verified by Dan Quayle Associates.